YY has been bugging me to update my blog or she’d be bored to death. Alright, alright. Let me get ready the pictures and stuff before I start on my blog fest.

In the meantime, please amuse yourself with one of my favourite sites. I’m tickled by the bad English and interesting (somewhat accurate) analysis. It used to be more fun, with compatibility tests and stuff. Not sure why the web administrator took them away. If you can read Japanese, that version has more functions. Go check it out. I’ll be back soon. Till tomorrow… Peace!

You are Silver Lion, who tend to be proud and dignified, and have an atmosphere of sweet woman.
But you also have a nervous and sensitive personality, and will not get too involved in things.
You are extremely proud, and lead life in extreme hurry without stopping.
Your sphere of activity covers great area, and because of your smart activity, people around you will respect you.
You value reality, and will not get in a danger of following unfinished dreams.
You can work effortlessly, and possess strength to endure loneliness.
You lack natural instinct to see through peoples feelings, and therefore are consciously and deliberately acting to be good hearted.
You may become little nagging at times, and when your favor is turned down, you get hurt.
You don’t possess great ambition that you feel need to achieve even by sacrificing something.
Therefore, you don’t go into adventure, and will lead steady and sound life.
You are smart and can make good decisions, but unfortunately, you lack feminine sweetness and soft atmosphere of a woman.
After marriage you try to lead steady and economic way of life, and will be a good wife.
But you will be dominant over your husband, and therefore may be a good idea to have a career.

2. 我们存粹抱着好玩的心态下注. 我们比较喜欢拍照.

3. 很多人以为我们赢了一大笔, 因为我们仨人在那里快乐得眉开眼笑. 如果你真的跟随我们的方式, 一年去马场一次, 一次赢两元, 你大概只需要五十万年就会成为百万富翁. (1,000,000/2=50,000次)

Kay’s Three Steps to Hide the Hideous
1. For big ones – Apply medicine then slap on the concealer.


2. For bigger than big ones - Stick on the first aid plaster and tell everyone you nick your forehead while driving/ running/ working/ sleeping etc. Then pray they believe you.


3. For Mother Of All Abscess - Adobe Photoshop or Microsoft Paint.

pic: Kay the Luohan Fish with Hossan, H’s friend and Mr Miyagi.

There’s some Freudian theory that psychoanalyzes the rationale behind haircuts. And I agree with it.

After spending the entire afternoon at the beach last Saturday, SAFRA Radio has more than a dozen Bat-people.
 

ps: Do not wear sunglasses and proceed to stand under the sun for a long time. Pale patches around the eyes are fashionable NOT.

Some random thoughts:
1. Fermented malt barley with Toshi and YY on a warm Friday afternoon was a good distraction.

2. I was feeding my fish when I decided that being a fish sucks. People pour food on your head and expect you to be grateful.

Dumb-arse here signing off. You have a good weekend.

My neighbour’s cat seems to be fascinated by something. I have no idea what though. You’ve gotta ask him. Sometimes, I wonder what goes through animals’ minds when they look at us human beings…

However, after looking at the our by-product, I realised Brad and I are incompatible.  Harry Potter and Shrek would be more suitable husbands for me.

Before you embark on the journey of fun and total boliao-ness, here are some advices:

1. If you want to see how your kid with _____ (insert celebrity’s name) will look like, please use a frontal face picture of yourself.

2. If you want to see how your kid with your crush/ partner will turn out, make sure your faces are in synch. If one looks left, the other shouldn’t look right. If one shows teeth, the other cannot close the mouth.

Alright, here’s the site. Stop disturbing me now or I’ll get my preciousss Kollum to bite you! His papa acted in Lord of the Rings okay…